I think about dying but I dont want to die. Not even close. In fact my problem is the complete opposite. I want to live, I want to escape. I feel trapped and bored and claustrophobic. There’s so much to see and so much to do but I somehow still find myself doing nothing at all. I’m still here in this metaphorical bubble of existence and I can’t quite figure out what the hell I’m doing or how to get out of it. Matty Healy (via clumsiest)

(Source: fallingforthematty)

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This is really important.


guys… it’s a palm tree.



when my family went to disney world we went on the haunted mansion ride and this actor dressed as a skeleton came up to our cart and got right in my three year old brothers face and whispered “are you scared?” and my brother kissed him on the nose and the guy laughed so hard he had to leave

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my dad has a folder on his computer named Cool Dad and it’s just pictures of himself

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Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

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